you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
(via natalier0se)
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
(via hyperbolequeen)
typing your homework question into google and seeing loads of yahoo answers pages
Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he goes somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don’t know who he is and just see how pissed off he gets
(Source: babyiaan)
if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
(Source: comparingmeerkats, via honeyandlemons)
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.
(Source: whotoldyouu, via gritglorygoodvibes)
